NSFW Asks

Let’s try this!

1: When did you lose your virginity?
I was 21 years old, and it was one of the strangest experiences of my life.  Read all about it HERE.

2: Rough sex or soft sex?
I think compared to some folks I see on the internet, I’d have to say soft.

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
I feel like my pantyhose fetish is a little unusual, considering I’m into both seeing them and wearing them.

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
At the end of a cul-de-sac where the street light bulb was burned out.

5: Favorite sex position?
Bottom.

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
Dominant, but it’s extremely tough for me to reach that level.

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
Yeah, more than I care to admit.

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
Bed, why be uncomfortable?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Nothing too public, just private in dangerous places.

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
No I’m good at hiding that.

11: What does your favorite sexy underwear look like?
I have black nylon trunks that make my ass look amazing.

12: How often do you have sex?
I don’t love sex as much as you would think, so not often.

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
Yes, but it’s a passing phase, it might end soon.

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
Not really a fan of either.

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
Her mom stared and watched before saying hi.

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
Anything by Disturbed.

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
Anything by Garbage

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
Yeah, I’d love to be able to wear stockings with another woman.

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
Shower.  Baths are gross.

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
My intimidating tall, fit, female friend who just screams of confidence.

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
No, and I had a chance for one, but I passed it up for some stupid reason I can’t remember now.

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
I’ve tried them, I find them helpful, but only on special occasions.

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
I’m pretty open about showing off my skin within reason, but I won’t send anything sexual or full nudity to anyone.

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
We have danced around it for years.  Which is probably why we still have the years in which to dance around.

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
I try to collect my thoughts and wonder what just happened.

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
Writing erotica

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
They both have pros and cons.

28: Favorite body part on the opposite sex?
Thighs

29: Favorite body part on the same sex?
Thighs

30: Do you watch porn?
No, I just look at thighs…

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5 Really Wild Sex Facts about E.B.

(In no particular order)

1. I once had so much car sex, that my windows collected enough humidity to never be completely transparent again. 

2. The girl who took my virginity stole my money, but left me her underwear as a souvenir. 

3. Most of my sexual partners have told me that they were only using me as a sperm donor, and it was irrelevant if I stuck around for their pregnancy. 

4. My daily orgasm record is 6.  I was a bit younger. 

5. I want to embrace my bisexuality but I would lose my job, family, and most friends. Staying closeted is more realistic at this point. 

Facts are fun!

Masturbation

I used to feel incredibly guilty when I would pleasure myself. Like I was doing something that was unnatural.  Except then I realized that I learned how to do it naturally. 

Girls would tell me how gross it was, until I realized that they were ones who were being gross. Sexuality is not gross. Messy?  Maybe. But that’s at least half the fun. 

It’s part of a healthy life and I’m not ashamed of that. 
Maybe, just maybe, that’s what is happening here, just below the cropped portion. 

My Fantasy

Describe a sexual fantasy you have.

Oh gosh, I have so many…

My big one right now is attending an underwear party with my most attractive guy friends.  I wouldn’t even care if I was the ugly one in the group.

I think it would be amazing to get down to our bare essentials, no shirts, no pants.  We dance all night, and go home horny well beyond normal levels.  All those raging cocks and bare skin would make for amazing stories.

We’d all be super fucking raging from dancing with all those girls that there would be no secret about it.  We’d all be hard as fuck, and we know what we’re all going to do when we get home.  So we talk about it.  It’s a bunch of sexy guys at our most vulnerable, and in our sexiest frames of mind.

 

Sex: What I Needed to Know

What were you taught about sex as you grew up? What did you not know that you needed to know?

When I was growing up, anything sexual was regarded as mortal sin.  Several of the top threats used against me was:

  1. Sex will turn me into a monster.
  2. Sex is only for those who don’t believe in God.
  3. Sex will send me to hell.
  4. Masturbation is illegal.
  5. Masturbation will send me to hell.

And the list goes on.

While I eventually realized that this list is complete bullshit, I still to this day feel incredible guilt about my body, or having any kind of sexual urges whatsoever.  I wish I knew that this was okay, but it’s still tough.  It’s gotten better though.

Also, my first 3 sexual partners faked their orgasms.  They outright lied about it, and only with my 4th partner, did I realize that orgasms are much more legit than the first 3 had me believe.

Now I realize that good sex takes time, takes energy, takes concentration, but can also be wonderful if there’s an actual desire, not just as a means to use me as a sperm bank.

 

 

My Last Sexual Experience

Write about your last sexual experience. How was it different from your first sexual experience?

My last sexual experience was not a “two people in love” situation.  It was not a beautiful gift between two people who are meant as one.  It was a release.

She called me, pretty much out of the blue, after months of general quiet.  She asked me what I was doing, and if she could come over for a while.  I said, sure.

There wasn’t much conversation.  Just a few minutes of catching up before getting down to business.  There wasn’t much conversation afterwards either.  It just sort of happened.  We both just needed the physical contact.

When I had my first sexual experience, I was absolutely desperate.  I didn’t want to die a virgin, but it sure felt like it was going to end up that way.  The last one, wasn’t like that at all.  I offered her a safe place.  Somewhere she could release with and not worry about the guilt we’d share afterwards.  No desperation at all, just a release we desperately needed.

 

My First Sexual Experiences

Write about your first sexual experiences. Interpret sexual experience any way like, even it’s about you first kiss.

I was 21 when I lost my virginity, and by far the last of my group of friends to do so.  I wish I could say it was worth the wait, but it was a bizarre experience that if anything, was good for telling a great story.

It was New Year’s Eve.  I went to a New Year’s party with my girlfriend at the time.  It was a fun party with a lot of our close friends in attendance.  My intentions going in were to have a few drinks, count down to the new year, and then head home.  But the end result was a bit different.

I had been to many parties with my friends, but this was one was unintentionally very different.  There were plenty of drinks available, many homemade cocktails that were sugary and had a high level of alcohol.  Also the house was brutally hot.  All those people in such a crowded space and no ventilation led to an intense situation where every one started to get sexually charged up.  Most of my friends were extremely shy about sexuality, so this was clearly going in a new direction for many of us.

About an hour past, and it was starting to become a sweat box in this house.  People were starting to couple off and disappear to quiet quarters for some new years sex.  It was getting interesting.  Especially when I realized that with mere minutes before the ball drop, I hadn’t seen my girlfriend in a while.

I went to see where she was.  It took a bit, but I found her in one of the bedrooms with my best guy friend.  Her pants were down around her ankles and they were about to get down.  When she saw me, she jumped out of bed, and they ran out of the house together.  OUCH.

I was pretty torn up, but I was far too drunk to let it bother me.  I sat on the couch with my drink in hand waiting for the clock to hit midnight so I could go home.

Once midnight hit, the party started to become quiet, but the house was still hot.  Only about 20 people remained from the original 50 or so, but most of us who stayed were in various states of undress.

There was a girl I’d never met before who was sitting next to me most of the evening.  She grabbed me by the hands and walked me upstairs.  We found a spare bedroom and started kissing a lot.  From that point on, my memory started to get fuzzy.  We were already mostly undressed, but I did have to struggle to get her bra off.  That was, well, a struggle.

I recall there being sex, but it was incredibly awkward.  It wasn’t fun, it was work.  But I knew this would be my best chance to finally say I had done it, so I kept with it.  It wasn’t good, but it was better than going home dumped for doing nothing more than being second fiddle.

I woke up the next morning to find that she left her underwear for me to keep as a souvenir.  But when I went to find my pants, I discovered that my wallet had been emptied.  Yup.  The woman I lost my virginity to robbed me blind.

And I never even knew her name.